The 2025 Absolut Cup

Two Teams. One Champion. Rivalry Redefined.

THE NEW ERA: WELCOME TO THE ABSOLUT CUP

This year, the tour is reborn. We’re moving to a thrilling two-team, six-man, head-to-head competition that will test skill, strategy, and endurance like never before. For five years, this event has been defined by rivalry and camaraderie; in 2025, we raise the stakes.

MEET THE TEAMS: GRIT VS. GLORY

The battle lines are drawn. To ensure the most competitively balanced tournament in its history, we’ve moved beyond surface-level statistics by employing a sophisticated analytical model. The result is a single number that captures a player’s true impact: True Performance Value (TPV). This metric analyzes a player’s performance while accounting for the strength of their partners and the caliber of their opposition. Based on this, the two teams are separated by the thinnest of margins.

TEAM GRIT

  • Co-Captains: Z & Spike
  • Roster: Dave, Mad Dog, Spence, Boxcar
  • Strategic Assets: The Z/Spike captaincy has a diverse set of tools. They can deploy Spike, the tour’s most “Explosive Starter”, for early momentum. They have Z, the #1 “Premier Catalyst”, to elevate any partner. Their trump card is the tour’s only designated duo of “Friday Warriors” in Mad Dog and Spence, giving their team a massive advantage in the final day’s pressure. Finally, they have an undervalued asset in Boxcar, a “Surprise Finisher” for the later rounds.

Team Glory

  • Co-Captains: Tribe & Larry
  • Roster: U, Babar, Foose, Keith
  • Strategic Assets: The Tribe/Larry captaincy commands a team built for sustained, consistent performance. Babar is a premier “Fast Starter”. Their greatest advantage lies in the middle rounds, with a powerful duo of “Matchup-Proof Warriors” in Larry (“Thursday Finisher”) and Foose (“Thursday Grinder”), who are perfectly suited for difficult formats. The synergistic players Keith (“Elite Dependent”) and Tribe can be paired with top performers to bring out the best in their games. Additionally, Tribe’s “Volatile Starter” archetype presents a high-risk, high-reward option for the opening round; paired correctly, he can deliver a massive performance.

THE PLAYERS: KNOW YOUR WARRIORS

Team Grit

Dave (TPV 1.98)

The undisputed #1 player on tour. He has faced the toughest schedule of any player and still produced the highest TPV, making him the most reliable and valuable player. As the team’s anchor, his job is to take on the toughest opponents and consistently deliver points, making him the most reliable player on the tour.

Mad Dog (TPV 1.89)

The most undervalued player on the tour whose stats have been suppressed by weak partners and the second-toughest schedule. The ultimate “Friday Warrior”. His ability to excel under pressure gives Team Grit a massive advantage when the Cup is on the line in the final round.

Z (Co-Captain, TPV 1.77)

The tour’s #1 Catalyst, consistently elevating the performance of his partners. He performs best at the start and end of the tournament. He is able to elevate anyone he plays with to unlock crucial points in tight matches.

Spike (Co-Captain, TPV 1.68)

Identified as a “Flat-Track Bully,” his raw scores are inflated by playing the weakest schedule on tour. The tour’s most “Explosive Starter”. His role is to go out early on Wednesday and build a lead for Team Grit, putting pressure on the opposition.

Spence (TPV 1.62)

Grit’s other designated “Friday Warrior”. A volatile but clutch performer, he provides a second dose of final-round magic, making the team incredibly hard to beat on the final day. This explosive potential was on full display in 2022, when he finished the year ranked #1 overall on the tour.

Boxcar (TPV 1.43)

A “Synergistic Performer” and the team’s designated “Surprise Finisher”. Considered a truly undervalued asset, his hidden strength is a surprising performance spike in the difficult Thursday PM session, making him perfect for stealing crucial points when opponents are fatigued. He proved his ability to perform at the highest level in 2023, finishing the year with an impressive #2 overall rank on the tour.

Team Glory

U (TPV 1.94)

A historically dominant force whose raw scoring ability is second to none. His TPV is elite, though slightly diminished by an average Strength of Schedule. He’s Glory’s powerhouse, a player who is expected to win his matches outright through sheer talent.

Babar (TPV 1.91)

A true franchise player who has proven he can perform against top-tier competition (SOS Rank #3). A premier “Fast Starter”. His role is to get Team Glory on the board early and establish momentum, especially in Wednesday’s opening shamble format.

Larry (Co-Captain, TPV 1.71)

The designated “Thursday Finisher”. His defining characteristic is dominating the final, grueling holes of the Thursday marathon , giving his team a huge edge on the pivotal day.

Foose (TPV 1.67)

The classic “Thursday Grinder”. His game is built for the tough 27-hole Thursday , making him essential for surviving the brutal Alternate Shot format and securing points for Glory.

Keith (TPV 1.56)

A true “Synergistic Performer” and a specialist known as the “AM Grinder”. His game is maximized when paired with the right partner. This strategic pairing is a key tool for the captains, intended to bring out his best and secure crucial points during the tough morning sessions

Tribe (Co-Captain, TPV 1.54)

The team’s “Synergy Wild Card” and a “Volatile Starter”. He is Glory’s high-risk, high-reward option for the opening round; a strong performance from him can single-handedly swing a match. This high-reward potential was on full display in 2021, when he finished the year with an elite rank of #2 on the tour.

THE GAUNTLET: FORMAT & SCHEDULE

    • Both players tee off → select best drive.
    • Each plays their own ball from that spot to hole out.
    • Team score = lower of the two individual scores.
    • One tees on odd holes, partner on even.
    • Alternate every shot until holed; penalties do not change order.
    • Lost ball / OB: stroke-and-distance. The partner who did not hit the previous shot plays next from the previous spot with +1 penalty. Example: A drives OB → B re-tees lying 3.
    • Provisional ball: if in doubt, the next partner in order hits a provisional from the previous spot (announce “provisional”).
    • Team score = total strokes.
    • Both hit; pick best shot; both play from there. Repeat to hole out.
    • Team score = total strokes.
    • 2v2 Duel (Scramble) — head-to-head; both hit, pick best, repeat.
    • 4v4 Team Scramble — all four hit, pick best, repeat.
    • Weighted scoring:
      • Duel: Triple — Hole 6, Putts 3, Junk 3
      • 4v4: 6Ă— — Hole 12, Putts 6, Junk 6

THE ART OF WAR: STRATEGY & GAMESMANSHIP

THE FINALE: WHERE THE CUP IS WON

With the stage set and the rules of engagement clear, it all comes down to this: Can Team Glory build a large enough lead through the brutal Thursday formats to hold off Team Grit’s ultimate trump card—the designated “Friday Warriors” who thrive under pressure? With 6x points on the line in the final 4v4 scramble , the Cup will be decided by whether Glory’s lead is large enough to withstand one final, dramatic charge. Every shot matters.